December 2011
6 posts
“Train Driver: “Passengers are reminded to please make sure there is a...”
“I’m currently reading ‘The letters of Henri de...”
Bad Parenting
I’m bad at looking after stuff. Pretty much anything really. I think I’m good at looking after the things I care about but inevitably it will probably end up lost or broken.
This is Roy. I got him for my 21st birthday…which was in July. He’s 6 months old. He’s dead. I’m sorry Roy, but you were very needy. Don’t water him enough? He starts dying. Water...
Christmas Parties
Most people don’t really enjoy their work Christmas parties. Having to sit with a bunch of people you see every day making chit chat and trying not to get too wasted and make a fool of yourself, which inevitably you will because how else are you going to get through dinner with these idiots and a boss like David Brent without a little help from your old friend Jack Daniels? Personally I have...
A Life of Fines
As with most libraries, my university library charges you for returning books late. A standard book costs 80p a day if you don’t get it back on time. Course Collection is where they keep the ultimate books that everyone wants. These books cost 80p per HOUR that they’re late! They’re kept in their own little room with their own security sensors. To be honest, I’m surprised...